Puppetry of the Penis

There is an actual, legitimate show where two men get on stage and do origami with their penises. NO LIE. They go all over the world with this. I've not seen their actual...art, but I have seen a news story about their show. They're making money with this. The two origami artists (freaks) said that they'd been at this since they were four. The whole idea for the show started with boredom and beer. NO DOOUUUBBBT! They are Australians and said it's not so much a big deal to be naked making fun of yourself there. Gross. For the show, they get on stage, crack jokes and fold their "units" into things. Over 40 things, people! This means that they're going beyond elephant, one eyed snake and garden hose. The examples given were a hamburger and the Loch Ness monster. Two of my facilitator friends knew all about it. How? I am not sure, but they did.

So here's the deal. I have exceptionally large breasts. They will, no doubt, become half their size after weight loss. They will still be impressive in cup size, although deflated two cup sizes. What if--and stick with me now--what if...I learned to fold my breasts into different objects. I'll call my show "Manipulation of the Mammaries"! What do you think? I'll make a fortune. Hell, I could even sing a soundtrack to go along with my creations. I'm a freakin' genius. Keep trying to tell you that. Now, off to write a catchy jingle... Where is Mel Brooks when I need him?