Thursday, May 29, 2008

This just can't be!


Bill Murray's wife is leaving him because he drinks too much, smokes pot and goes abroad to have crazy, sexy time with other people. BUT IT'S BILL MURRAY, BITCH! Somebody slap her. I love him as much as I do Robert Downey Jr. These are crushes from when I was in high school and they stick more that way. I realize he is old, but I still love him. I wish he was on David Letterman every night. After some research, I discovered that there was a prenup but she is going to get $7 million when they divorce. Now I understand. A stoned, drunk, cheating, absent man can't compete with $7 million.

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